I got this e-mail today.
"Schlesinger Associates, a national Marketing Research Firm, is currently organizing a study among men and women in the area regarding health conditions at our mid-town Manhattan offices."
I have no idea what goes on in your mid-town Manhattan offices.
So I think I'm interviewing a Borg next week. On the resume', the first skills listed are "Excellent technology absorption capability" and "Ability to work effectively in a team environment". You don't hire him, he just assimilates your company.
I've always thought that the Sleepy's Mattress trademark "For the Rest of Your Life" was a little odd. You could interpret this as ...
1) You'll keep coming back to Sleepy's because we're so good.
2) You'll get a great night's rest from this bed.
Or you could also interpret it as "This is your death bed". Apparently this association was also lost on the Hannah mattress company because they also tried to register the trademark.
So I'm watching the movie "Quest for Fire" on hulu.com and it's the scene where the canibal neanderthals are having a nice hearty meal of human flesh. Occasionally on hulu, they run little ad bugs along the bottom of the sceen. Is this what Chili's had in mind?
A while ago I posted a blog entry about how you can get a great 80's band name from randomly clicking the captcha on the ticketmaster.com site. They have since updated the captcha and the band names are better now. After about 15 min of clicking, here are the top 30 generated names I got from that site.
Bizarre Con
Superbaby German
The Tripped
Awed Torment
65 Exceptions
January Red
The Stowe
Taylor London
Office Craig
2:18 Squads
The Blanco
Cloned Barbara
As Argued
Mr Demolition
Harry Democratic
Lenox University
The Expenses
Soundness House
The Vacancies
Yancy Exclaimed
Dr. Meaningful
Haves Had
Representative Large
Jr. Champagne
Kentucky Adultery
Superintendent Yacht
Timely Cambodian
On Fluffy
Ill Disclosure
In Steel
