Knowing is Half the Prattle.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

On the Couch

Does life get any better than this?

Go Bisc Yourself!

Passenger: What kind of cookies do you have on this flight?
Stewardess: Biscoff!
Passenger: Hey why don't you piss off!
Stewardess: Um... Sir.
Passenger: Yeah I'm talking to you!

Time for Slide Jousting!

This is a great airline. If the plane is delayed for a long time, they open up the slide, give you a jousting lance and let you slide down as you try to get people while they run away from you. We weren't delayed that long so I didn't get a chance to joust.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Creepy Clown

Is it any wonder why kids are afraid of clowns? Can't they make them a little less creepy? Maybe some teeth would help

Friday, September 14, 2007

This Fan Sucks.

There was something wrong with this fan so I opened it up to check the wiring. I think I found what was wrong. That explains it.

Balcony Fishing

So in case you are ever cleaning a table cloth in the middle of the night and it slips off your balcony and lands on a terrace 30 feet below to which you have no access, here's a tip. Get a lot of string, a coat hanger, a thumb tack and some tape. Make the above contraption with the thumb tack taped to the hook of the coat hanger. Hang your contraption from another long piece of string and fish your table cloth from the terrace below. Tested and effective, but your results may vary. Make sure no one sees you so they don't call the Department of Homeland Security.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Diet Menthol Drips

OK, I know that the dictionary definition of drip and drop is basically the same thing but eating something called Drips is a whole lot more disgusting than eating something called Drops. I also kind of question the sanity of making something pineapple, peach, cherry, lime and menthol flavor all at the same time. At least it's diet and sugar free.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Do the Times Square Shuffle!

Sometimes when you get mad it helps to do a little dance to vent your anger. When the 7th avenue crossover is closed, the NYC Department of Transportation recommends doing the Times Square Shuffle.

Da Da .... Da Da ... Doin' the Time Square Shuffle.....

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Phallic Fountains

I call this one "Old Stubby".

I call these "The Rear Guard". Guess who's the Captain.

Who says that the kids are the only ones allowed to have fun in the water park?

23st and West End Ave (Chelsea of course)