Knowing is Half the Prattle.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Overheard in NY

I had my own decent Overheard in NY moment in the subway today.

late 20's girl: So New York is an island?
late 20's guy : Yeah.
late 20's girl: So it has like a water thing around it?

-- on the 1 train

Thursday, November 15, 2007

On the Air



I am on the air! OK, so I'm not starting a podcast, I just finished making the light. I had the "on air" plastic shell for a long time and I finally got around to wiring it up and putting a back on it. Maybe I'll put it over the bathroom and start saying "I'm going to broadcast the news" every time I go to the toilet.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Crap 24/7



Just got this job listing e-mailled to me.... At least they are honest that the shit on this job happens 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Fascinating Fact


The word for "trip to the moon" in German is Mondfahrt, which sounds alot like "mind fart".

Pictures From the Archive



Just found this picture of me when I was about 6 years old. You never know what photos of you are floating around the internet. This is a summer camp up in Bear Mountain State Park. Not a camper there, I was just visiting for the day. I really can't tell you what we were doing but this is the dining room, so we're probably there for the free eats.



Update: Some IM commentary from a friend and his friend.

Cxxxxxx: it really looks like a 70's cop tv show
Cxxxxxx: badass black dude (in the back of course)
Soooooo: I thought a 70s rock band album pic
Cxxxxxx: hippy guy just in front
Cxxxxxx: then the striaght-laced cop
Soooooo: heh
Soooooo: That's funny too
Cxxxxxx: then the main character who is a loose cannon with his headband and dark sunglasses
Cxxxxxx: all protecting "The Kid"
Cxxxxxx: "The Kid" obviously has Attitude.
Soooooo: But meanwhile The Kids kicks all the bad guys' asses himself
Soooooo: Kid rather
Cxxxxxx: definitely and when he finishes the other guys will say their signature lines
Cxxxxxx: the hippy of course says "Far Out Kid"
Cxxxxxx: the Token says "Groovy"
Soooooo: BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Soooooo: Or "You deserve some sweeeeeeeeet black sugah, kid"
Cxxxxxx: oh perfect
Cxxxxxx: "We gotta get you a Fly Woman after that!"
Cxxxxxx: the Loose Cannon says "That's just what I would have done"
Cxxxxxx: and the Straight-Laced Square says "Good Job Kid"
Soooooo: This is so excellent
Soooooo: We need lookalikes for a real show now
Soooooo: That '70s Cop Show

Thursday, September 27, 2007

On the Couch



Does life get any better than this?

Go Bisc Yourself!



Passenger: What kind of cookies do you have on this flight?
Stewardess: Biscoff!
Passenger: Hey why don't you piss off!
Stewardess: Um... Sir.
Passenger: Yeah I'm talking to you!