Here's one for the medical journals.

I think I might have this.

Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals or also, in females, breasts, are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is a mass hysteria event or panic where males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.

Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal.

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Smooth Refreshing Kabbalah

Ah, what better way to start off a Midrash session on Shabat then with a tall glass of Kabbalah. Unfortunately it isn't even kosher. A Shonda! (found at Gristedes on Broadway)

Drawing of the Week (Laughing Face)

So this week I was practicing how to draw facial expressions. Hopefully this looks like he's laughing.

Ouch Bubble Gum

Ouch, the only bubble gum made from fiber glass insulation. MMMmmmm ..... Ouch. It just hurts so good. (Found at Barzini's on Broadway)

Drawing of the Week (CIA Phone Call)

OK so here's another old drawing of the week. Another one from the cartoon that I will never make. If you are captured, the secretary will disavow any knowlege of you.

Fruit and Vegetable Wash

Where I come from we used to call this water. I guess maybe this is more "Earth Friendly". (Found at Barzini's on Broadway)