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Monday, January 30, 2006

Our Hero Does it Again!

Remember that baby that became America's greatest hero by falling down a well? Her heroism knows no bounds as she (reportedly) gets married. CNN is still checking their sources to confirm that she actually did get married. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the news! Maybe some day she will, dare I say it, have children. The epic saga continues. I hope Paramount can secure the movie rights to this gripping tale as they cast Tom Hanks as the rescue worker down on his luck and jaded by age, who gains new hope for life at the sight of our little trooper.

Also watch for her upcoming album "All's Well That Ends Well", her season on "The Surreal Life", and the E-bay auction for a section of the pipe in which she was stuck. Don't bother bidding on it, Golden Palace will just outbid you.

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