How to throw out a computer at 811 10th ave. in NY

FYI, here's the procedure in the minimum number of steps ....

1. have the front desk guard buzz you into the building
2. go to the front desk
3. punch, in your key code
4. verify your identity with a hand scan
5. fork over an id
6. sign in
7. get a key
8. get a second card key
9. get an electronic ticket created to let your truck drivers in.
10. have the front desk guard buzz you into the inner door
11. go to the 16th floor
12. get a piece of paper to allow you to get stuff out of the building.
13. have the 16th floor call the loading dock to get the truck drivers on the list
14. go to the loading dock and show them your paperwork
15. get the guard to open the garage door
16. get your truck driver to park at the loading dock
17. get the security guard to operate the loading dock ramp
18. take your truck driver and or movers to go to the front desk
19. have the truck drivers fork over id's at the front desk
20. have the truck drivers sign the book
21. have the front desk buzz you into the inner door again
22. get a hold of the freight operator
23. take the freight elevator to your floor
24. punch in your key code again
25. scan your hand again and go through the first door
26. use your keycard to get through the second door
27. use the internal floor elevator to get your pallet to floor level.
28. use your key to get into your cage
29. get your computer
30. lock your cage
31. take the pallet down the internal floor elevator
32. call the freight elevator
33. itemize the server that you are taking out on yet another piece of paper
34. sign the trucker release form
35. get the guards to verify your inventory
36. have the truckers load the truck
37. get the guard to operate the loading dock ramp
38. get the guard to open the garage door
39. go back to the front desk and hand in your key
40. hand in your key card
41. sign out
42. get your id back
43. run like hell