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Thursday, May 18, 2006

How to throw out a computer at 811 10th ave. in NY


FYI, here's the procedure in the minimum number of steps ....

  1. have the front desk guard buzz you into the building
  2. go to the front desk
  3. punch, in your key code
  4. verify your identity with a hand scan
  5. fork over an id
  6. sign in
  7. get a key
  8. get a second card key
  9. get an electronic ticket created to let your truck drivers in.
  10. have the front desk guard buzz you into the inner door
  11. go to the 16th floor
  12. get a piece of paper to allow you to get stuff out of the building.
  13. have the 16th floor call the loading dock to get the truck drivers on the list
  14. go to the loading dock and show them your paperwork
  15. get the guard to open the garage door
  16. get your truck driver to park at the loading dock
  17. get the security guard to operate the loading dock ramp
  18. take your truck driver and or movers to go to the front desk
  19. have the truck drivers fork over id's at the front desk
  20. have the truck drivers sign the book
  21. have the front desk buzz you into the inner door again
  22. get a hold of the freight operator
  23. take the freight elevator to your floor
  24. punch in your key code again
  25. scan your hand again and go through the first door
  26. use your keycard to get through the second door
  27. use the internal floor elevator to get your pallet to floor level.
  28. use your key to get into your cage
  29. get your computer
  30. lock your cage
  31. take the pallet down the internal floor elevator
  32. call the freight elevator
  33. itemize the server that you are taking out on yet another piece of paper
  34. sign the trucker release form
  35. get the guards to verify your inventory
  36. have the truckers load the truck
  37. get the guard to operate the loading dock ramp
  38. get the guard to open the garage door
  39. go back to the front desk and hand in your key
  40. hand in your key card
  41. sign out
  42. get your id back
  43. run like hell

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