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Friday, August 31, 2007

The Latest BS Way of Evaluating Your Blog

Just got my blog ranked for free at This is the latest way to generate bogus statistics to evaluate your blog. This blog ranks an astounding 83! What does that mean?

"A website grade of 83 for means that of the thousands of websites that have previously been submitted to the tool, our algorithm has calculated that this site scores higher than 83% of them in terms of its marketing effectiveness. The algorithm uses a proprietary blend of over a dozen different variables, including search engine data, website structure, approximate traffic, site performance, and others."

Time to start selling ads!

Also some other facts ....

"The website has a ranking of 14. This means that it is the 14th most trafficed site on the web -- as measured by Alexa."

Alexa doesn't get out much. I'm sure this means that is the 14th most trafficed website.

"Readability Level : Advanced Degree (PhD)
This score measures the approximate level of education necessary to read and understand the web page content. In most cases, the content should be made to be simple so that a majority of the target audience can understand it."

Apparently it takes a PHD to understand tiger shaped pancakes and pictures of people's butts.

1 comment:

ecoffin said...

Damn. I've been working on the wrong degree.